8.18.2005


This contraption is supposed to keep lizards, geckos and all manner of four legged [insert biological family name here that will make me sound academically distinguished]. It does NOT work. Those icky creatures still crawl the walls and give you nightmares at night that they have fallen down the back of your shirt and you are scratching and scratching and jumping but you do not know where it has gone. eck!




This here is a guy and his E700. He kind of likes photography but then again he could not be bothered to like again and he is too lazy to get up and get some cash out of his overflowing account and buy himself a SLR, Carl Zeiss, 17 mega-pixel, instant on, shutter delay, optimized [insert lots of geek babble here] camera. Hence he makes do with a crappy phone camera that serves his passing craze.





This be a remote. It be used to randomly switch channels on a box. It be good past time. It be boring sometime. But it be pass of time. I even got TeleText to work on an Indian Channel it had the list of all the addresses and phone numbers of indian actresses and for some odd reason actors too. I dont care too much for the shape it is not very ergonomic.






Do not underestimate the power of technology. AND do not underestimate the power of the chandelier. Together combined they form the ultimate blend pseudoistic-post-neo-alter-something that is like the philo's stone, like that ancient alchemy thingi that can do oh so much damage. In short BE IMPRESSED, BE AMAZED, BEFER!






My brother had to go the Income Tax office for some reason. The journalist-cum-conspiracy theorist mood suddenly dawned upon me and I found myself prowling the debilated building that was not fit for living let alone a government office. It smelt of umm..you know what it smelt off. This here is their record keeping machinery. I tried taking out a file and it fell to pieces in my hand. Really musharraf dude, pathetic.

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